Favorite parts of roller derby: When we break the spirit of the opposing jammer, getting to coach such an awesome group of people, and when Dick Smack talks about the House of Shock
Worst Injury: Broken and displaced fibula. Plate and screws to repair. Then getting the plate removed… I broke the surgeon’s drill bits!
Best injury: When I thought I’d broken my thumb by jamming it into the ass of one of the Windy City All-Stars in the first jam of a scrimmage. Turns out their butts are very firm.
Favorite Rollergirl: Bombshell Shock
2013 Season Goal: Skate with the BHRG at a Division 1 tournament.