Buffy Smothers

BuffyNickname: Buffy
Number: 15

Favorite things about derby: It makes me feel powerful and strong in a way that not much else can. And no matter how many times you fall, the team will still love you and root for you. Derby is a legal drug y’all.

Hobbies: Night shift at the graveyard, slaying vampires.

Favorite quote: “If the apocalypse comes, beep me.”