Lana Del Rage

lanadelray1In a warehouse full of Gods and Monsters, Lana Del Rage sees a Dark Paradise. Regarding roller derby skaters, Lana explained that they “Ride, Off to the Races, where they were Born to Die. Some may categorize their behavior as Ultraviolence, but This is What Makes Us Girls.” While Lana sporadically participates in DOs practices and offskates, she can also be seen scorekeeping at scrimmages with Blue Jeans and a refreshing Cola. Lana will lead the National Anthem upon request, but doing so might make her nostalgic for the 4th of July, inducing a bout of Summertime Sadness.